GUYS HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WRITE UP A INVOICE?! HELP?!?
what did jehovah even witness
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
I had this conversaton while eating lunch with this guy and it was very uncomfortable? Ish? Like I was like please don’t sit down and try to talk to me when I’m eating this plate of food and being a fatass -.- ughhhhhhhhhh
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE
made a good first impression you cultured sex thing
if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’